I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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