Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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