i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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