also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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