$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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