Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I am naked and annoyed.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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