when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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