I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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