absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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