I wish life had little blips of pornography
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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