Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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