he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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