I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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