Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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