Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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