Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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