You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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