no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We talked him into tasing himself.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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