when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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