Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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