either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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