Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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