Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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