I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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