In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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