I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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