too bad you live with your parents still
Only a mothe r could love this liver
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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