it wasn't lemon gatorade
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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