my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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