i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I believe in your delicious
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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