im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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