To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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