she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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