I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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