Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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