Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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