The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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