you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize