found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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