yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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