from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
