It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I want to be your penis for a week.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
