booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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