Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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