We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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