Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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