hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I believe in your delicious
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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