you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
