I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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