I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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