Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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