She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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