her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I supernannyed him into submission
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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