I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Acid is not a monday night drug
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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