dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
