Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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