Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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