So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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